Comments on: Whoops, Wrong Window

By: JW

JW — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I told her it was me not her. In reality, the sex was horrible…

By: F

Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

dude! she had a dick! but then I’d already paid for the hotel…

By: F

Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Nah, but for a nickle, she’ll take out her fake teeth

By: NK

NK — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

“We could just all play with each other.”
(We had to mix up the ultimate frisbee teams; someone cracked up when I said this.)

By: thao

thao — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

i thought it would be ok to lick.

By: F

Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Underwear? hahahahahahahaha!

By: F

Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Kev, that time we spent together… was magical. I still remember it more fondly than you might recall. I’m sorry I was so drunk and tired, I wish it could have lasted… forever

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Sh!t, if Kevin ever found out, I’d be toast.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

“But only YOU know about me and goat, so please please PLEASE keep it a secret, okay?”
“That fvcken [yournamehere]. Okay, that’s it, I think I’m going to do it tonight.”
“So … do you wanna? I already have the lotions.”
“You know, it was strangely satisfying. Dammit, should I turn myself in?”
“Fine fine. ‘I promise not to tell anyone about your first gay experience with [the-most-macho-guy-you-know-here].’ Mum’s the word.”
“I know, but seriously, pee isn’t supposed to be green!”

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Okay, one more and then I should go be productive.

“It’s no biggie. I’ll just get it checked by the doctor tomorrow. You might want to too.”